what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
